glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage
imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers
ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane
the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !
Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it
we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.
HOW could I forget....
Los gatitos....
I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
i'm thinking once again about famous rockstar time travel meme Marty McFly
Marty McFly (well known musician) and Doc Brown (blogger & youtube-based science educator) get into a months-long twitter beef over time travel memes and everyone watching assumes that they don't interact outside of periodically subtweeting each other about time travel bcos they are 2 wildly different flavours and levels of celebrity so why in the world would anyone think they know each other
anyway then in an extremely rare event they get photographed out and about together and when someone asks Marty about it he's like 'oh yeah we've been best friends for twenty years' and his entire following is like you WHAT???
*incredulously doing maths* "so you've been friends since you were... thirteen??"
"yeah what's not clicking here"
someone asks how they met and Marty responds, completely honestly, "it actually varies depending on the timeline' and now no-one is sure what the truth is